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The X-Blog!The language isnt the problem. It's the morons who speak it.
I dont give a damn if it's "YOUR" opinion.First off, I'd like to point out to all you morons saying; "Well, this is my opinion so I'm allowed to say it." No shit, who elses would it be, dumbass? I am constantly stunned by the fact that every person on the face of this earth thinks that just because they have an opinion, that they have to state it and argue it's point. I couldnt care less if I you have an opinion on what I look like, or what other people wear each day. Dont like it? Read my "Eat my foot." post. Every night and day, if I criticize something, I have to hear, "Well that's only YOUR opinion!" and, "That doesnt make it true cause it's only your opinion so HA!" Guess what? I dont care. You dont have to put up with my opinions. You know what you can do? Stab yourself in the ears with a screwdriver until you can hear a large ringing and feel the blood spurting out so that you cant hear my opinion. I want to say it, so I'm saying it, I dont have to hear you say "It's your opinion that that movie blows". Of course it's my opinion, who elses would it be? I dont need you to piss on my theories of movies sucking, such as Miami Vice. God that movie sucked. Am I about to get 400 emails about Miami Vice sucking ass being my opinion, so it isnt true? Go ahead, I dare you. Make a comment, or email me saying this is my opinion. I will walk over to your house and throw a bible at you. That's what Jesus thinks. Fuck off with the "my opinion" crap. Eat my foot.I decided to make a list of morons I'd love to kick in the teeth.
In order of "importance" if you can call it that..
1. Samm Fay Turner
2. Jessica Foran
3. Justin McGregor(Suck it)
4. Mariah Carrey
5. Myself
6. My 8 year old cousin Bradley.
7. You
8. Store clerks
9. 90% of RCI.
10. My cat.
Suck it.
I kick ass.
You suck shit.
Eat it.
Done.
Bye.
Cocklicker.
Snakes...ON A PLANE!!!!Snakes on a Plane(Otherwise, SOAP) was such a thriller I couldnt stop laughing and freaking myself out at the same time.
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Snakes on a Plane famously wasn't shown to critics before opening day. Something to do with letting the fans see it first, allowing them to enjoy a purer moviegoing experience, blah blah blah.
The hype for this movie was amazing. At the first advertisement seen on television, people started making movie poster spoofs(see above image) and such, created random paraphanalia, and just worked the movie up to be extremely great, which it is.
Samuel L. Jackson stars as FBI Agent Nevill Flynn, and is escorting Sean Jones(Nathan Phillips) back to Los Angeles to testify against the all classical mobster famous rich asshole(Eddie), after witnessing him murder someone.
So Eddie and his far-flung armada of thugs arrange to have hundreds of exotic, deadly snakes packaged up in cargo upon this particular flight - but not too securely - because, you know, an assassin couldn't just bring a gun on board and shoot the guy. An assassin couldn't even bring his own bottle of water on board if he were thirsty.
And that's part of what makes Snakes on a Plane so unexpectedly quaint. Air travel isn't the most entertaining topic these days, and it hasn't been for a long time. The film makes no political statements in that regard, though; the passengers just get on board, returning from their Hawaiian honeymoons or whatever, blissfully unaware of any potential danger. Then when the snakes come slithering down the aisles, through the bathrooms and into the cockpit, feasting on anyone in their path, it's dazzling and heart-pounding and - dare we say it? - fun.
Among the people in the path of these venomous creatures are Julianna Margulies as a flight attendant on her last trip (of course), Flex Alexander as a rapper with OCD, Rachel Blanchard as a high-maintenance blonde with a lap dog, and David Koechner as the good ol' boy pilot who's a sexual harassment lawsuit just waiting to happen. Leading them all to safety is Jackson, who by now has honed this type of performance to both a science and an art. He makes it look so effortless as he jabs a cobra with a wine-bottle shard or spouts off some tough-talk one-liners, it's as if he isn't even acting. When there's nobody left to fly the plane, he's the guy you want at the controls. Snakes on a Plane, a New Line Cinema release, is rated R for language, a scene of sexuality and drug use, and intense sequences of terror and violence.
The movie was about 105 minutes long, and get's 4 and a half stars in my opinion.
Oh yea, the theatre let two underagers in to see Snakes On A Plane, just goes to show that Ratings mean Jack-Shit. Loose ChangeRecently a video named "Loose Change" has been brought to my attention.
9/11, a tragic incident. Amazing, yet tragic. Terrorism, or the US Governments Conspiracy?
Loose Change is a video deconstructing the events of 911 to look like a "conspiracy" more than a terrorism attack. What kind of moron thinks that the United States government would stage a conspiracy and kill thousand's of it's own citizens.
 This man is Dylan Avery. He is still alive. This PROVES that Loose Change is complete and utter bullshit. IF, just IF the US Government were to stage such a conspiracy, they would have removed this video hours prior to it's release, and have removed Dylan Avery, his family and friends just to keep this theory from leaking out.
Whatever reason it may be that the government supposedly orchestrated this conspiracy, it must have been worth it to them to cause so much suffering and loss of life. So if there's any truth to this, then you can bet your ass that the government wouldn't let a couple of pecker-neck chumps with a couple of Macs and too much time on their hands jeopardise their entire operation by letting this stupid video float around on the Internet. I can picture you morons emailing me now: "BUT TYLER, MAYBE DYLAN POSTED IT ON THE INTERNET BEFORE THE GOVERNMENT HAD A CHANCE TO REMOVE IT LOL." Yeah, too bad this rebuttal is inconsistent with the premise of Dylan's shit-festival of a movie: that the WTC was brought down "in a carefully planned and controlled demolition ... and it was pulled off with military precision." Now we're expected to believe that the same government that was able to commit the largest terrorist operation in history--with military precision no less--is suddenly too incompetent to sniff out and shut down a little website set up by some college losers within days, if not minutes of its creation?
I win. There isnt a conspiracy. Accept it, losers.
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